Big Hairy Deal

I shaved my arm hair a few weeks ago. I always regret it when I do that. But, they were hairy... and someone said something about them being hairy... and it hurt my feelings. So I shaved them. Now they are bristley... and I think, do I shave them again... the answer is no. you leave them alone. You be a hairy little armed girl... and wear sweaters. :)


I suppose I shouldn't be telling you this. Because now, you know... that I am insecure about my hairy arms... and that I shave them so you won't know that they are hairy... and then.. I should have just not shaved them if I am going to tell you anyway, right?

Shame on me.

My big toes have hairs growing out of them from time to time as well. Usually I remember to pluck them on odd months. Just kidding.. I don't have a schedule for plucking my big toe hairs. But, maybe... I should impelement one.


I remember when George and I were in India-- I had a long hair growing out of a mole-- and I discovered it.. and he saw me discover it.. and HE HAD SEEN IT ... AND DID NOT TELL ME! Damn it george, I thought we were a team. that's what I said to him. "damn it george, i thought we were a team." and he said he was just hoping i would find it when he wasn't around.

Well you tell me this: how was i supposed to find it without him around when I spent every waking and sleeping hour with him.. huh? damn it George.

So this is my request. tell me if you see a big hair growing out of a mole.

I already know that it grows there from time to time and you won't offend me.


Now you know one of my big insecurities... that I have hair. Yep. It's better that then not being able to do math, in my opinion. Because you can always shave your arms..... you can't get a brain transplant. (I don't think so anyway... who knows what them medical people will come up with next.)