ENGAGEMENT PHOTOS!

Matt and I got out engagement photos back :)

http://otisandjamesclients.com/gallery/leavittmatt-792812#/s/

Cool Coffee Drinkers

My mom feels very cool and rebelious... drinking coffee.

She does something funny with her lips right as she's about to sip on the miraculous wonders of caffine and the coffee bean. It always cracks me up. It also always makes me a little nervous. My mom on the juice (coffee) is like a normal child on speed. ROOOOM! It also scares me because I feel like she is about to spill all the time. Feeling fancy with one of those plastic lids.

While I'm on the subject, my dad can't really drink out of plastic lids either, he always takes it off. Sometimes, he even puts a coffee cup in his pocket! WHY ON EARTH would he put a FULL coffee cup in his pocket. If you can't carry it, don't buy it.

Me, on the other hand, I am a smooth perfectly normal coffee drinker. Lid on, rare spills and I don't feel "cool". Moreover, it has no affect.

NOT TRUE: Yesterday, i was drinking coffee out of a mason jar because my mug was missing. As a result I drank about a quart of coffee-- around 5:45pm-I got such a jarring stomach ache I felt like I was going to die. I took a zantac and about 1 hour later I was back to feeling good.

here I am, at ORD with a latte-- feeling swell and off the wagon the next day.

Too busy.

I feel like I am busy every single day for the next two months.

hotel sheets.

I actually like sleeping in a hotel some nights- liek tonight-- because the AC is pumped high-- and it is their electricity bill :)

Intentional Infliction of Emotional Distress.

It's kind of crazy... this doctrine of law. It's my dream to sue a ho.

here's the hypo.

A ho does something extreme and outrageous in her ho-ish-ness that goes beyond all bounds of common decency.

That Ho causes such great harm that the plaintiff suffers bodily harm and injury including those listed below.

Punitive damages. Olay!



1. Extreme and Outrageous: Beyond all bounds of common decency--
2. Plaintiff must suffer SEVER emotional distress. Fright, Horror, Grief, Humiliation, Embarrassment, Anger, Worry, Nausea. So grief counts. So does humiliation....

Why wouldn't everyone sue a ho for that action in every divorce, because lets face it-- hos cause divorce.

I get so excited.. wonder what the statute of limitations is. I get so excited about this cause of action it nearly makes me wiggle. That and Adverse Posession. These two things in the law are so JUST and fantastic I can barely stand it.

Watch out.

immanent apprehension of unlawful contact.

You know you've gotten annoyed with a conversation when you put in your ipod and listen to Barbri lectures to avoid listening to the lady in the bus behind you.

Actually, though, I kind of like listening to this guy.... GOOOD IDEA....?

It also reminds me of everything I know- everything hidden in my brain somewhere. This lady has started talking again.

My favorite thing she said is that her dog ate her dentures.. now, thanks to my ipod-- I don't hear anything but little squawks in the back of my left ear... She's getting louder-

Now, I'm learning about False Imprisonment.

1. Intent to confine. (Certain Fixed Boundaries)
2. conduct must result in confinement. (must be confined)
3. Aware of confinement or harmed by it. (exception- children kidnapped)
4. Physical force, barriers, or present threats of force. False arrest...

Bounded area: need not be small, a room, or a home... but can it be in your own mind. Stranding someone in a remote desert-- still false imprisonment.

Gang.. SHOP KEEPERS PRIVILEGE...

I took my headphones out- she's talking about Japanese people now. ufda.

What I'm doing this morning.

I think my grandma would faint if she knew I'd painted her bedroom set. But from what I've heard of her, I think she'd like it. ... maybe.



I was thinking of labeling the flat ones with that red color and stuff like.. "Matt's Sox" etc...