Am I twelve?

Set my alarm for 5:00 AM. It, apparently doesn't work. Woke up on my own at 5:40. Left my house by 6:00 AM. Forgot something- went home- returned to the end of my driveway at 6:14AM

Running late. TRAFFIC.

Got my period.

Wearing a creme colored suit.

Blood stains. WHAT DO I DO.

Lady at Anne Taylor told me a few weeks ago that if you wipe blood off with a baby wipe it works.

Walked in an awkward pose all the way from my car to CVS to get tampons and baby wipes.

Walked into my office-- did not say hello to anyone-- shut the door- locked it- spun my dress around and started working out the stain.

Out- now a big wet spot--

saw a guy in the atrium poke his friend and point out my wet butt.

OH WELL.

Glad I wore creme today.