Divorce Attorney (Part of a conversation I over-heard) (Word-for-word)

Two guys with huge accounts payable for a construction firm talking: (They got off at Medina).

I hate my mail order bride from Russia: what the f does she do.

Truth of life my life sucks.

Dude buddy your life sucks.

Catholic chaos.

We should get a blue barrel and put it in front of the garage- scott peterson style- scare her into leaving.

What the f does she do all day.

Does she even do dishes because your house has a dish washer.


she bought toilet paper yesterday..

She probably bought it for herself

You don't think she cares about my ass.

$**T you probably get more from the homeless lady on the bridge than her than you would be single and get someone to run your errands

You aren't supposed to pay for it when you get married.

No motivation than she has to do it.

You gotta get pushy with her man, I miss single times.

AH... It's all a bad dream I'll wake up in a while.

This is the first year-- it's only going down hill from here.

All I'm saying is don't have f**king kids man- It only gets worse.

Keep shooting blanks

Yep, right in her eye.

I've only faked the male o* a couple of times.

There is a clean way out of here. there is.

Want advice buddy (this is me) I am a divorce attorney- $150 for the next 46 minutes and I'll tell you some wisdom.

I miss single ricky- it was fun.

I'll I gotta do is catch her with someone else.

Illinois is a no fault state. (me)
I'll pull out the $150 and you pay me later when you are happy and single.


It is what it is: At least that's what they say.