Cool Coffee Drinkers

My mom feels very cool and rebelious... drinking coffee.

She does something funny with her lips right as she's about to sip on the miraculous wonders of caffine and the coffee bean. It always cracks me up. It also always makes me a little nervous. My mom on the juice (coffee) is like a normal child on speed. ROOOOM! It also scares me because I feel like she is about to spill all the time. Feeling fancy with one of those plastic lids.

While I'm on the subject, my dad can't really drink out of plastic lids either, he always takes it off. Sometimes, he even puts a coffee cup in his pocket! WHY ON EARTH would he put a FULL coffee cup in his pocket. If you can't carry it, don't buy it.

Me, on the other hand, I am a smooth perfectly normal coffee drinker. Lid on, rare spills and I don't feel "cool". Moreover, it has no affect.

NOT TRUE: Yesterday, i was drinking coffee out of a mason jar because my mug was missing. As a result I drank about a quart of coffee-- around 5:45pm-I got such a jarring stomach ache I felt like I was going to die. I took a zantac and about 1 hour later I was back to feeling good.

here I am, at ORD with a latte-- feeling swell and off the wagon the next day.